And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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