would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
It's never too late to be topless.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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