I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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So squirting runs in the family.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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