Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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