I have demons in me.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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