Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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