would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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