True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize