Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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