Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
