Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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