Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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