Whod you bang
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
