question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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