I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just had sex on a roof
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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