I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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