HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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