dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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