somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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