I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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