He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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