hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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