Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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