K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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the day after is always just damage control
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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