Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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