How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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