But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
