Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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