You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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