So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
My breasts were aching with rage.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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