He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You need a sexual gate keeper
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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