Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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