Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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