Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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