I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
