Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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