Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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