I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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