16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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