I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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