scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You dont lie about slip and slides
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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