You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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