? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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