Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I will be naked everywhere
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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