Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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