some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Everyone says I win the strip club
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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