Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
ugly people sure do ruin things
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just want nice things and good sex
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
