New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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