Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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