even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
What a dumb baby whore.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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