so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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