apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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