About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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