Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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