If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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