Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's Friday. Sex?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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