i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
soo... how was my night?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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